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Sunday, July 16, 2006

Avril Lavigne got Hitched

MONTECITO, Calif. - Punk-pop princess
Avril Lavigne has married a fellow Canadian singer-songwriter, according to published reports. Lavigne married Deryck Whibley, the guitarist and front man for the band Sum 41, on Saturday, at a private estate near Santa Barbara, People

Avril Lavigne, that fakey little bitch, has gotten marrid to one of the dorks from Sum 41.


magazine reported on its Web site.


Here's a pic of her with her new boobs. I guess she bought them to look nice for her wedding day.

Place your bets now, ladies and gentlemen. How long will this marriage last? I say 3 months...these two are really immature, and stupid. Although they're both Canadian so you have to take that into consideration...Canadians marriages usually last longer.

Ok, here's the update. I got wedding pics. Some dork wrote all over them.


GAH! I hate her way more than any normal person should. They should probably put me on some sort of medication because this much hate ain't healthy.

1 comment:

Greycat said...

Ewww, i hate her too.

She would proclaim she was a "punk-rock princess" or something, but had no idea who the Sex Pistols or Ramones were. I just hate her and i hate her little "Jessica Simpson" makeover.