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Sunday, July 09, 2006

Happy Birthy Day to Jessica Simpson

Today, July, 10th, is Jessica Simpson's birthday. She's 26. In dog years that would make her 182. Of course mentally she's about 9...and reading at a third grade level.

It's just unfair that someone that dumb has a nice, healthy body. There's got to be someone more deserving of it. Can't medical science do something about this? Isn't there some really great, intelligent person out there who is sick and dying and needs a new body? It could be the first brain to bimbo transplant.

Or maybe we could dig up Madam Curie or Mother Teresa and see if we could ressurect them, somehow, in Jessica's body?

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