"Why didn't you tell me it was so big, I just wasn't prepared for it?" she gushes. "The all-new Nissan Tiida makes you feel really, really, really good inside."
She tells a salesman: "Ah! That was amazing. Absolutely fabulous! I mean the great body and the way you moved it."
She was talking about a car. Not my penis. But she would say exactly the same thing if she saw my penis. Except she would also say, "Ow that hurt. It's just too big. I'll have to have my friends help out or I'll hurt my back."
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